Have you ever noticed that the Sunkist logo appears to say “Sinkist”? Weird…I’ll never look at it correctly again now that I noticed this.

I don’t understand how kids these days are taught to be so dumb. Blows my mind. I know old people hate people my age, but we’ve got nothing on the high schoolers. I found this post on a pro-ginger Facebook group that my brother joined.

this group mks me larf soz… gingers r reli kl!

also…

I Dnt See Wat People Got Against Gingers…Im Ginger And Theres Always Some1 Thats Got Something Bad To Say Im Onlii 13 And Eve Me And My M8s Think They R Perfectic Losers That Ave Got Nothing Betta To Do Than Pick On Sme1 For The Color Of There Hair.xx

Since when is “kl” an appropriate abbreviation for “cool”? Learn to speak. You’re “perfectic.”

The author of the Urban Dictionary post for “soz” that I had to reference to even understand what the crazy person was saying said it best, I think.

Soz: Nonsensical internet slang term for “sorry”, used by illiterate morons who for some reason substitute a “z” for “rry”, the latter of which would take an entire quarter of a second to type out.

I can’t win.

Quote of the day:

“There aren’t enough words to describe how much I don’t belong in a Bass Pro Shop.”

- @benkasica

NP: Revolution - Mercy Mercedes

my new favorite cake.

what’s with me and cakes these days?
just the other day i was making these…

i won’t bore with all the details of my trip to denton this week, but here are a few highlights so far. they really don’t have much to do with denton…or with anything i’ve been doing since i got here…but i thought i’d share.

this is my arm at the current moment. one of the big reasons i decided to make this trip a few days long is because, due to the bonus system in place at the plasma center, i could get $80 for 2 donations of plasma this week. after my first donation on monday, the hole where the needle went in was still bleeding, so i put a bandaid on it. i peeled the bandaid off last night and 24 hours later, the mark is still there. it’s weird. and if it doesn’t go away by 11am tomorrow, i’ll be out $60 because they won’t let me donate if i have any kind of rash or markings on my arm.

in case you haven’t seen, pepsi has been rebranded. i would like to take a moment to congratulate them on a job well done.











ok moving on…

matty and i were renting a movie at the redbox in walmart tonight and came across this marvel. i’m not sure what to think about this. it almost makes me embarrassed to say i’ve been known to attend sunday school on occassion.

i’m taking an online class at community college over the break and this is an excerpt from one of my quizzes today. the answer that i have marked is actually the correct answer. i’m thinking my teacher has bad feelings toward this great state’s constitution, as she has also referred to it as “excessively long and wordy” and gave it an “F,” as opposed to the “A-” that the US constitution receives by her standards. this amuses me.

so there was an ad for weight loss at the top of my myspace page today.

no one is healthy and still that skinny. where would her organs go?

NP: Check Yes, Juliet - We the Kings

i’m receiving messages from the future. haha check it out. this is from my deviantART account. i had just uploaded a photo and seconds later 2 people had marked it as a favorite. (cool in itself!) but when i went to check who, i noticed something funny about the time stamps…

do you ever notice on itunes that sometimes the song goes longer than the length it says it should? i have a few songs that will go a couple of seconds longer than the time it tells me…so in essence it’ll say 3:47 of 3:44 or something. there is one song that takes the cake tho. this one went a whole verse and a couple of choruses past when it was supposed to end. then there was a long blank space at the end of the song. i got tired of waiting for the ending so i tried to fast forward but it just skipped to the next song immediately. but seriously, check it out: the number on the left is the time i’m at in the song. the number on the right is the length of the song. (which oddly enough is a second off from the time indicated just below.)

i think it actually got all the way to like, 10:17 or something. that’s 4 minutes longer than the song is supposed to be. so weird.