I don’t understand how kids these days are taught to be so dumb. Blows my mind. I know old people hate people my age, but we’ve got nothing on the high schoolers. I found this post on a pro-ginger Facebook group that my brother joined.

this group mks me larf soz… gingers r reli kl!

also…

I Dnt See Wat People Got Against Gingers…Im Ginger And Theres Always Some1 Thats Got Something Bad To Say Im Onlii 13 And Eve Me And My M8s Think They R Perfectic Losers That Ave Got Nothing Betta To Do Than Pick On Sme1 For The Color Of There Hair.xx

Since when is “kl” an appropriate abbreviation for “cool”? Learn to speak. You’re “perfectic.”

The author of the Urban Dictionary post for “soz” that I had to reference to even understand what the crazy person was saying said it best, I think.

Soz: Nonsensical internet slang term for “sorry”, used by illiterate morons who for some reason substitute a “z” for “rry”, the latter of which would take an entire quarter of a second to type out.